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Reminder that Asterix discovered America in 50 BC

Reminder that Trudeau legalized gay sex back in '69

(the best thing is that it sounds like your average shitpost said like this, but you can actually look this up, it's true)

So apparently I can't unlock my Xperia's bootloader so I can root it? WTF is that BS?

It's not Christmas if you haven't watched The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (1976)

Merry Christmas y'all

New phone so I can toot outside :D

It's December 23, reminder that I'm still top comment on this video

@Juju Let me guess, you put the cheese powder in the boiling water? lol

I've put ingredients in the Kraft Dinner in the wrong order

I never put ingredients in the Kraft Dinner in the wrong order

2018 is probably draining me, I think.

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When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do,

"Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes

I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."

Heya, check out my new track, a Commodore 64 style song called Lost Decade (a PSOne style version will come out after I get computer access back) . There is also a version that won't be completed, the Room...

Sometimes it feels good to write short-form vents and philosophical musings. Things like this are a nice place to do so, I guess. Don't mind those, I usually put them under CWs :)

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This instance is mainly for the graphic calculator community, but is open to programmers, artists and related fields.

This is an instance for those who used to put games and hack on their TI-83+ instead of actually doing their math homework on it back in high school. Those who picked up programming because it's fun. Those who will put their favourite programming languages to creative uses and maybe make up new ones. You are encouraged to show your projects off on this instance and show other users of the fediverse what you're able of.

Mostly everything is allowed, but just keep it friendly, okay? No abuse, use common sense. We're just a bunch of nerds here. All hail the mighty walrus.

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