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Rule 34 of programming languages: if it exists, someone probably already made a quadratic solver on it

Rule 35 of programming languages: if no one made one yet, you have to make one and post it on

Another of these "I have a really good idea but it ain't giving me any money right now so it's gonna be a side project until this is giving me money" ideas, coming soon to iPhone and Android.

Bought a new router and 100 feet of Ethernet cable today, my Internet is fast again, feels good.

This server turned off for no reason while I was sleeping, nice

Plus, my Internet started going on at less than 1 Mbps and everyone I live with is going to yell at me about that. Everything is in shambles and I feel like everything hates me...

So yeah, this instance is a mess. Either the storage breaks or the VPS fucks up cause I bought the cheapest ones on the market. Shoulda find a solution eventually...

My Wasabi free trial haven't even ran out and they already got 3 crashes in that time, lolwtf

Nice for them to give us a free trial first, though.

Okay, so if data corruption at Wasabi happened... better remove this bold 99.999999999% claim. Or at least remove a bunch of 9's.

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Mastodon 2.7.0 looks fun let's upgrade y'all

Family Guy, birdsite Show more

Y'a à peu près 4 Québécois sur le Fediverse pi là-dedans y'en a un qui post régulièrement en français

Ça prend plus de Québécois

Je viens de réaliser que j'ai aucun skill en marketing

ugh, this server is so instable I probably should do something eventually

I have a Patreon if y'all wanna help

I should theme this instance a bit, what about it?

how do you get a girlfriend

oh wait this isn't google

okay google how do you get a girlfriend

Welp, looks like I have a sister-in-law now.


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This instance is mainly for the graphic calculator community, but is open to programmers, artists and related fields.

This is an instance for those who used to put games and hack on their TI-83+ instead of actually doing their math homework on it back in high school. Those who picked up programming because it's fun. Those who will put their favourite programming languages to creative uses and maybe make up new ones. You are encouraged to show your projects off on this instance and show other users of the fediverse what you're able of.

Mostly everything is allowed, but just keep it friendly, okay? No abuse, use common sense. We're just a bunch of nerds here. All hail the mighty walrus.

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